Victory for Marriage and Freedom of Religion

Unfortunately, it's in Canada. It seems that our northern neighbor has been able to defeat right-wing bigotry and government legislation of marriage and religious choice.

And while this is happening in Canada, what of our great country? Bush 2.0 has made it his first post-election priority to stop millionaires who hit a ball with a stick from taking illegal drugs to hit that ball further with the stick. (I think he thinks he'll catch Osama Bin Laden if he can stop those damn Al-Qaeda operatives from using corked bats.)

He's also sent his secretary of defense to Kuwait to tell Americans that they should fight without armor and like it. It's almost like Bush or Rumsfeld have never fought in a war themselves... Go figure.