Random humor

Just got back from the facilities at work... There's a one person hallway in or out of the men's room, and a director and I momentarily stared one another down as he was coming out and I was going in. He's generally a pretty quiet guy, and his comment just struck me as one of those no-nonsense and quietly funny statements, as he stepped aside and let me past:

"No, you go ahead. You're in a bigger hurry than me..."

Don't know why, but I'm still chuckling about that.